Windows 2000 / Windows XP source code
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/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft Beta Code
Project: Safari
Projected release-date: Spring 2000
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win311.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win95OSR2.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "win98SE.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_500_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
add_virus_string_to_any_other_OS_found();
add_virus_string_to_any_other_web_browser_found();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
add_all_useless_bits();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
repeat_create_general_protection_fault();
increase_level_of_protection_faults();
}

*/
TOP SECRET Microsoft Windows 2000 / Windows XP Beta Code (Final: don't acknowledge)
*/